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What did they call Dracula when he from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!

Why didnt the dog want to play from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!

How did the footbal pitch end up from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!

Whats the chilliest ground in the premiershipCold from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!

What part of a football pitch smells from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!

Manager I thought I told you to from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet? Player: I finished it in three days!

Where do old bowling balls end upIn from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter!

Why do managers bring suitcases along to from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!

Manager Our new midfielder cost ten million from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why's that? Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!

Why should you be careful playing against from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

A manager was being interviewed after he from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter "They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station!"

Where do football directors go when they from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!

Why were the two managers sitting around from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!

Why did the chicken get sent offFor from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!

How did the basketball court get wetThe from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!

Where do religious school children practice sportsIn from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!